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You Stab My Back, I Slit Your Tires Tee
$19.99
Sweet smile, sharp boundaries.
This tee brings the perfect mix of retro charm and chaotic bestie energy with the bold phrase: “You stab my back, I slit your tires. Balance.” It’s funny, dramatic, and just unhinged enough to make the right people laugh.
Printed on a soft, lightweight Gildan Softstyle tee, this shirt is perfect for anyone who loves vintage sass, dark humor, and a little “don’t test me” attitude. Great for casual wear, girls’ nights, vendor events, or gifting to that friend who believes in loyalty — and consequences.